Defeating Gargamel is getting expensive. The Smurfs must be desperate so they’ve turned to crime.
Four Australian men dressed as Smurfs were arrested for attempting to steal a car and beating a man.
Had the men been as small as real Smurfs, the beating and possible car driving would have been a near impossibility.
A 7-Eleven’s surveillance footage helped nab the blue bombers.
Three of the four Smurfs tried to hotwire a car while the fourth pummelled a 37-year-old man outside the 7-Eleven.
Crime happens, but why the fuck were they dressed like Smurfs?